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Aaron Drewniak

The old school MST3K crew return to ripping bad movies a new one.

Being a longtime fan of the geek humor of Mystery Science Theater 3000, and having seen every episode except their UHF trial run, I never thought these talented people could be lured back to the world of making fun of bad movies.  Yet in recent years, Mike J. Nelson started up Rifftrax, often joined by the newer voices of Tom and Crow, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, where they fill a downloadable track full of strange quips to be synced up with well known movies, both good and terrible (the movies, not the jokes).  They've also done a series of DVD releases under the Film Crew, that returns mostly to the MST3K format with host segments and truly terrible movies to poke fun of.

Now the original crew of the Satellite of Love have gotten back into the action under the optimistic label of Cinematic Titanic.  You've got your Joel "Robinson" Hodgson, "TV's" Frank Conniff, Trace "Crow with a dash of Forrester" Beaulieu, and the original smarmy voice of Tom Servo, Josh Weinstien.  Joining these originators is the always radiant Mary Jo Pehl.  Their first release has hit my mailbox in the form of the Oozing Skull, which is neither oozing nor particularly keen on skulls, aside from a few obviously fake skeletons in the closet.  It's the sort of movie that Ed Wood Jr. would have been embarrassed being associated with, even when decked out in a matching dress.  Seeing as this is a videogame related site, I wasn't going to comment on it, at least until the silhouette of Stephen Hawking rolled out during a typical mad scientist body switching scene, and delivered the following line:

"If this brain transplant works, I've got next."

If that doesn't rate a mention, I don't know what does.  So what's it like?  Well, imagine if you will one of the rock super groups like the Police or Led Zeppelin suddenly reunited long after their breakup and just started jamming together again.  None have lost their talent for off hand remarks and crazy quips, but the timing and the delivery has gotten a bit rusty, especially for those that hadn't done much of this sort of thing before.  There are no host segments.  No puppets on strings.  Instead, after a jazzy theme song they launch right into the movie, but there are occasional breaks where they pause the film for a few bizarre segments, taking advantage of their silhouette setup to throw in a few sight gags.  I still find myself wanting some bits at the beginning and the end to make it a little more than shadows razzing a bad movie, but it still brought a truckload of laughs.

So if you're curious, give a peek at their site, read a few blogs, watch the trailer, and even comment in their forum.  I hope their next release oozes along soon enough. 




Aaron Drewniak

Check out the new features and enhancements heading your way.

Microsoft is bringing some early gifts to your Xbox 360. Beginning at 0200 a.m. PST on Dec. 4, the Xbox 360 Fall Dashboard Update will be available for all connected Xbox 360 consoles, bringing an array of new features and enhancements. This free update will be digitally distributed over Xbox LIVE to the more than 8 million Xbox LIVE members worldwide with no disc or hard drive required.  Gamers without an Xbox LIVE account can sign up for the free network by connecting their console to a broadband internet connection. New features and enhancements include:

MORE DOWNLOAD OPTIONS:

* Xbox Originals - With this new service consumers can download-to-own full original Xbox games that were previously only available at retail. The digital shelves will be stocked with classic titles, such as "Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge," "Halo," "Fable," "Fuzion Frenzy," "Psychonauts," and more as the catalogue grows over time, at 1200 Microsoft Points per game.

* Xbox LIVE Arcade Hits - On Xbox LIVE Arcade, the Arcade Hits program kicks off where some of the best selling Xbox LIVE Arcade games will become available at permanently reduced prices, making it easier than ever for everyone to build a library of downloadable games. The first games to become Arcade Hits will be "Bankshot Billiards 2" and "Lumines LIVE," which will be available for 800 Microsoft Points each, and "Marble Blast Ultra," "Small Arms" and "Zuma Deluxe," which will be available for 400 Microsoft Points each.

NEW WAYS TO KEEP UP TO DATE AND CONNECTED:

* Inside Xbox - A new direct feed brings current news straight from Xbox.com into the Xbox LIVE Dashboard providing members an easy, predictable entry point where they can discover what's new in: game releases, events, and Xbox LIVE Marketplace offers.

* Enhanced online profile - Members interested in sharing a few more details about themselves will have the option to go beyond their motto and further personalize their profile with an expanded bio.  The extended bios will be visible to "Friends Only" or the entire Xbox LIVE community.

* Expanded Friends List access - A quick and easy way for gamers to expand their personal community on Xbox LIVE, members will be able to see the Friends Lists of other Xbox LIVE members, boosting their social networking experience on the service.

ENHANCED OVERALL EXPERIENCE AND CONTROL:

* Enhanced Parental Controls - Family Timer, a strong and flexible new addition to the Xbox 360 Family Settings, enables parents to set the amount of time their Xbox 360 can be used on a per-day or per-week basis by their children or other members of the household. Or even adults wanting to reduce their gaming habits.

* New video features - The convenience of full-screen movie previews and enhanced video codec support further expand the options when it comes to the Xbox 360 entertainment experience, supporting Divx and Xvid formats.

* Easy-to-use navigation features - With several noteworthy changes in the Xbox LIVE Dashboard, from the new Game Store button to the Video Store button to enhanced visuals and descriptions in the video library, Xbox LIVE members can find what they want, when they want it.

These features are just some of the new enhancements Xbox 360 owners can expect as part of the Fall Dashboard Update.  On December 4th a list of all the new features and improvements will be posted at: http://www.xbox.com/live.




Aaron Drewniak

The largest sci-fi adventure has just been signed and sealed.

This is the stuff that space opera dreams are made of.  The masters of the western RPG, creators of everything from Baldur's Gate to Jade Empire, have completed their long awaited epic.  Promising a vast world to explore and interactions like none other, Mass Effect is destined to be a landmark in console gaming, and it'll be hitting in November exclusively for the Xbox 360.  If just one game disc stuffed with content isn't enough, there'll be a bonus disc for pre-orders and  a collector's edition with the following perks:

* A Mass Effect fiction book titled "Galactic Codex: Essentials."
* A 36-page guide to the Mass Effect universe.
* An additional Mass Effect art book titled "A Future Imagined."
* A 36-page collection of BioWare's concept art for the game.
* A bonus DVD of exclusive Mass Effect background material and additional content.
* 18 Mass Effect themed gamer pics (three unique sets of six).
* 16 dashboard themes (four unique sets of four).
* Ten songs from the Mass Effect soundtrack.
* And a whole lot more.

Combining a rich and engaging narrative with intense sci-fi tactical combat, Mass Effect will have an estimated retail price of $59.99, and the limited collector's edition will have an estimated retail price of $69.99. Mass Effect is rated "M" for "Mature" by the ESRB. For more information, visit http://www.masseffect.com.




Aaron Drewniak

"I'm here to chew gum and play Speedball, and I'm all out of gum."

I'm sure this is going to date me and make me look like a geek, but the Bit Brothers masterpiece, Speedball 2, was the most heavily played game of my college years, even while the shiny Playstation was making the scene.  From the nearly impossible to read copy protection booklet, to switching off with a friend brutalizing the computerized competition to make it all the way to the big leagues, it was a nerd orgy of blood and tears.  Only days from now it will finally return in high def on XBLA.

Online play or local smashing.  Choice of new 3D visuals, or the classic 2D style. The game features 32 teams,four leagues, cup and knockout competitions, team enhancements, management and training options, and Ranked Preset or Ranked Career games.

* For more details on "Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe," please visit:

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/s/speedball2xboxlivearcade/default.htm

Because Microsoft wants to make your head explode (with goodness!) that's not all for the week. The long awaited Every Extend Extra Extreme from Q Entertainment is finally set to explode all over XBLA, where timing your suicide is the key to big scores.  This version promises a hundred times more enemies and chain reactions than the previous one, full of modes such as Main mode, Wiz Ur Muzik mode, VS mode,Time Attack Mode and a genuine shooting mode.

* For more details on "Every Extend Extra Extreme," please visit:

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/e/e4xboxlivearcade/default.htm




Aaron Drewniak

Feel the heat of the new entry in the Kingdom Under Fire series.

Exclusive to the Xbox 360, this action RPG features randomly generated levels, four playing online co-op, fully destructible surroundings, and a whole lot of loot to customize its four fierce warriors with.  Screens have surfaced and videos have appeared.  The only thing we didn't have was a launch date.  Well, here it is straight from Microsoft:

* Japan , Australia/New Zealand and Asia Dec. 13
* Americas (U.S., Canada, Latin America) Jan. 8, 2008
* Europe, the Middle East and Africa Feb. 1, 2008

A little something to keep you warm in the long winter months ahead.



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