Mon 23 Jun 2008
7:50 am
Testing your tolerance for big plastic controllers.
Guitar Hero: Aerosmith is nearly upon us, coming with either just the game or bundled with yet another guitar, though it’s only a superficial reskinning of GH3’s all mighty axe. So if you never got the GH3 bundle, or wrecked the guitar imitating the Who, then you can pick up this replacement, though I honestly think the game is overpriced with the skimpy amount of tunes it includes. Worse, the guitar is going to be a relic come this fall.
That’s not the big problem though, looming ominously on the horizon like a Transformer fan’s plastic robot army. The problem is one of space. This autumn is going to see the release of Guitar Hero: On Tour and Konami’s Rock Revolution, with Rock Band 2 likely close on their heels. Look, I’ve got a good sized condo. I’ve even got a garage, and no way do I have room for three full sets of plastic instruments, which of course aren’t going to be compatible with their competing titles. My Rock Band drum set sits in the corner collecting dust, occasionally dragged out for a drunken fumbling session. The drum kit with GH:WT looks much nicer, but where am I going to put it? Not to mention the new guitar it also comes with, whose special features make previous models obsolete. I’ve got three plastic guitars already. I didn’t buy these fake music games to be forced to go into a real instrument store to pick up a guitar rack.
Oh, Konami? Too little, too late. For years, you had the music genre pretty much to yourself, and plenty of time to bring over Guitar Freaks, but someone beat you to the punch. Now you’re offering another set of instruments and no master recordings? Are you out of your mind?
On the other hand, there’s Ultimate Band, which is exclusive to the Wii. I have no idea how it’ll turn out, videos make it seem a little on the simple side, but it has the great advantage of not forcing you to buy more plastic than what already came with the system. Sure, I’d have to actually buy a Wii, but when it’s smaller than a Rock Band guitar, I think I could find the space for it.



