Candice Shane

Yesterday was a strange day. A strange day indeed.. and I’d cover it all but the real kicker was what happened later in the evening. When Tasha and I were leaving my house and the sprinklers kicked on. I thought I could cut through the wet grass as the sprinkler heads were turning, while Tasha took the common sense route and walked around. I was thinking I could just Solid Snake it right through the fucking grass.

Guess who was wrong. Go ahead.

So, like being brought to the light by the hand of God — I was brought to my knees after twisting my ankle and being sprayed repeatedly in the chest from the sprinkler heads. Yeah. So, a sopping wet and aching Candice went limping to Tasha’s car and showed up at her house.. a mess.

What did Mangas do? He tried his hardest not to laugh and just patted the couch beside him. It’s all he could do, really.