Joseph Luster

… I may just have to start kicking puppies and kittens if I don’t find a Wii soon. The shortage in my area is ridiculous, and every other man, woman and child that seeks one of Nintendo’s hard-to-find consoles around here must be twice as tenacious as I am.

In an extremely rare fit of calling Wal-Mart, I called Wal-Mart the other day and rejoiced (on the inside) to the fact that they indeed had (10) Wiis. No joke, they pretty much sold those in the time it took me to get my keys and run out the door.

I am now accepting donations (in the form of a Wii) to the Get Joseph a Damn Wii Foundation.