Sat 31 May 2008
4:07 am
Everyone has their own ideas about what makes a real man.
Some say it’s the beard, others the rough voice, and maybe you’re one who favors the motorcycle riders. Although Rufus would probably break almost any set of wheels he sat on, he does have the facial hair and the overbearing presence of a real man. Who couldn’t admire a street fighter with a round body of pure fat and fury? This newly announced contender would be difficult to miss, both because of his size and his remarkably fashionable outfit. Really, he should be on the cover of SFIV when it comes out. (It’s going to be on consoles! Didn’t you know?)
Oh, and Capcom officially announced another guy recently, too. El Fuerte or something. He apparently thinks looking like a bona fide wrestler is manly enough. Just wait’ll he gets a whiff of Rufus, literally. Then he’ll know what a real man smells and looks like.
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