Ever since recieving it yesterday, I’ve been daunted by the mystique of the entire title. I made some lame attempts at reading the book, I read the jacket of the one my Mom got from the library and put it down. Then, I downloaded ( Oh, shut up. ) the eBook and transferred it to my PSP. So, I shuffled through the pages and perhaps got to the ninth or so chapter. I figured it made sense to read the book before playing the game and/or seeing the movie.

Because why take on a title like that without any actual knowledge of the background? I mean, sure I know that Paul Bettany plays a crazy-ass albino in it. Anyone who watched the trailers knew that. And anyone with a brain and eyeballs knew that Tom .. is it Tom? Tom Hanks is in the movie as well as some chick that kinda looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones, but isn’t.

Oh, and there are tricksy little codes that everyone was all up in arms about. Actual theories and such that were developed over quite a long time, which has the church all insane and everyone else mad at the churches which makes the churches mad at us. And Dan Brown. EVERYONE is mad at him.

So anyways, I popped in the disk and completely tossed away the thought of reading it first. I figured, hey.. it’s best to be a LITTLE surprised. That’s important, you know? Because in the first twenty minutes of the game, I pretty much Harry Potter’d my way around. As with any game that’s from a movie franchise, if you knew about the books that came out beforehand — you’re not surprised at all by the movie and you sure as shit can figure out the games.

So it all went very simple-like, where I looked for evidence, called the number, went to the bathroom, threw the soap and like every single chapter come to life, I listened to what my book would sound like with top-rate actors playing it out.

Weird.

Anyways, more on this as it develops. Also, more on this when I can find that stupid black-light that someone might’ve dropped somewhere around the goddamn museum. Ugh.

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On another note entirely, I’m really tired of being censored because I’m told it speaks more professionally. I can’t curse and whoop it up because it could possibly make me viewed as immature, possibly a loose-cannon. Does anyone here think of me that way? Who here thinks I should just shut up with all the cutesy kisses and such and move back into the opinionated, overtly enraged gamer girl that I was once upon a 1up.com?

Anyone? Anybody?