Richard Grisham

I was all excited when I was able to pick up a copy of Trauma Center this week. It was supposedly reissued along with Phoenix Wright a few weeks back but remained impossible to find (unless buying it through Amazon…which I am far too lazy to actually do…I’d rather wander into random game stores in Jersey and Ohio and Florida while traveling…I am one weird dude).

So I popped into my hometown EB and asked “I know you don’t have one but I thought I’d ask again for a Trauma Center…”. Joe E.B. looked it up and surprise, surprise, one was in stock. I grabbed it and headed home with a bigger smile on my face than normal.

I made it through the first chapter well enough - a few mistakes, a couple of dead patients, hey, that’s medicine! - but holy *#!@ the damn game gets hard as HELL pretty soon after that. Now I know what John from 1UP Yours was talking about this week when he mentioned that he now hates the game. I’m not to that point….yet….but for God’s sake I will likely be there after a few NJ Transit rides to work this week. It’s just a matter of figuring out what point I will want to smash my DS Lite and quit about 10 seconds before that.

On the 360 front, I’ve been able to spend some more time with Saints Row and unfortunately it’s not proving to be as great as I thought after spending a couple of hours with it. Yes, it looks damn fine, but the fact that the main protagonist is a mute (again!!!! weren’t we done with this problem by Vice City?!?!?!) is taking away from the story from me. Also, the online play is laggy beyond belief (even when I am hosting, for crap’s sake) so that’s no good either. I’m going to play it for a bit, though - it’s not bad, just not as mega-fantastic as I was hoping.