Richard Grisham

I don’t understand.

I just don’t understand!

Pray tell, someone please explain to me why on earth the Nintendo Wii continues to sell out across the world.

What are people actually playing? And who are these people in the first place?

I own a Wii. I have played over a dozen games for it. Most of them completely stink, with the exception of Zelda, of course. Wii Sports is fun for a half an hour or so as a party game, but that’s about it. The only time I turn it on these days is for a review, since my 360 and PS3 are backlogged with tremendous games.

Other than children, I can’t possibly imagine where this is all coming from. There is not a single game that’s out for the system that has been designed exclusively for it that is remotely entertaining for more than an hour or two, and the vast majority of titles for it are PS2 and PSP ports. The best games - Zelda and Paper Mario - are built for the Gamecube, for crying out loud.

I am, and will continue to be, confused. For a long time.